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Monday, July 31, 2006

weird cab drivers and sch starting

so......sch sort of started yesterday.haha.jus went to do some registration,but it was so troublesome cos apparently someone took my matric pack....with my sch password inside...zzz...so i had to go ard the sch gettin it done again.the schs so blardy big.dammit.had to take a bus jus to get to some computer centre.lol.stupid.so i went ard,and had to bribe my fren to tag along cos he was alredy tired.hahan so we went on our fieldtrip ard the sch lkin for that password.haiz.ah well.so my new sch lks pretty good so far.haha.lotsa nice lkin ppl goin ard.haha.my fren was saying it looks like a red light district with wat the girls were wearing n the various positions they were seating ard in.hmm.....no comments on that.heh.they are allowed to do wat they want anyway.heh.we jus enjoy.(wat?im a guy.cant i even look?lol.if ur a guy n u dun lk,ur gay.hurhur.nothin against gays tho.) so yea.so far,schs been good,but ive only been ard for one day.haha.hmmm..after 2 yrs of non studyin,the concept of studyin again sure seems alien to me.but....me bein me,i shall take it a day at a time n c wat happens.
so i signed up for quite a few ccas on the first day.haha.try all first n c wat i like later.heh.signed up for climbing,salsa dancing,capoeira,the mountaneering club,odac,rovers,some dj society,econs club(lol yea i noe thats weird),canoe polo,dragon boat,kick boxing,some radio dj ting,some music production club ting,n some other stuff.hurhur....so many.dammit.im supposed to be a nerd in uni.ah well.
okok.all the uni stuff aside,i came across the weirdest cab the other day.lol.the cab driver was this old indian man,n he was playin trance in the cab.hmmm.....that was bad enuf,since i dun rely like trance or techno,but wat made it even funnier was that the trance was indian trance.lol.i mean,i luv the indian language bein part indian myself,but seriously man,tamil n trance do not mix.u start hearing the synthesised voices of the indian sigers,n u start wonderin wat the hell theyre singin n y the heck do they need the synthesised effect.zzzz....oooo..but at least he was frenly eh.haha
there was this other taxi driver who was rely funny.he seemed to be tryin damn hard to pls me.haha.i tol him turn rite,n he was like...hmmmofcosofcosnoproblem.i dun leave spaces in that cos he said it so fast while noddin his head vigorously.hurhur.i mean,evrytime i said sumting,he wld do n say the same ting.haha.so i tired to kp conversation on the low side.haha.cos his noddin was rely scary.he seemd to totally bend over to look at sumting at his feet.n he was not lkin at the road!!!haha.fun tho.heh.
aight guys.till the next post.cheers from me!!!

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

japan's the in thing this yr

ok....maybe japan's the in thing evry yr evrytime we see a hot jap girl walkin ard.case in point,miss japan.lol.i wont write much abt it here,cos i tink the whole world has been commentin on how hot she is,and how cute,and how they wanna marry n stuff.so it'll be dumb to do it again no?well...no,ill still talk abt it.haha.man,miss japan's smoulderin this yr........even my mum was taken in by her beauty.thats a good ting,cos then,i dun hav to do much explanation to her when i bring her home to marry me.lol.which i will......heh...if i had the time and money to travel to japan,n casually bump into miss japan on the streets,all alone without her fans or group of hot girlfrens n model guy frens flockin ard her.hmmm.....that sounds easy enuf eh?its a small world afterall.haha.
okok.enuf abt miss japan,lemme jus talk abt japan.ive transited there before on my way to somewhere,but i was only stuck at the airport....hmm...i had trouble findin ppl hu spoke english(no offense intended,im sure there are japs out there who r muchmuch better then me,but at the airport,it seems there r none).and yet,when i take alook at the trailer for too fast too furious tokyo drift,it seems....the whole of japan can speak english!!!!!!not only that man,they can speak all ghetto and all....i mean,this are japs...in japan!!!n there they are goin....wassup homie.....so ya tink u can beat me dawg.....wth.where were these ghetto spewing japs when i was in that jap airport eh!!!???lousy ass ppl hu kp drivin ard their supped up toyotas n stuff,n not bother abt us tourists.lol.ah well,perhaps they were busy.lol.
ok.on a lighter note,i love japan.haha.i love jap ppl.i tink theyre so proper n polite.heh.n they go all excited evrytime they talk abt stuff,u tend to jus join in the excitement.they'll go like ahso...sososo.....sumtingsumting,n u'll be like...ah yea yea...awesome man!!!without rely knowin wat the fuk theyre talkin abt.haha.man.scary movie 4 did a good job spoofing the jap language.haha.but its wat most of us fake japs do to.haha.start spewin out jap stuff as a means of communication.haha....so....toyotamitsubishiharakirisushi?lol.
ah well,thats it for todays entry guys.haha.till the next time,chao...banzai(wth does that mean),and sayonara chicas!!

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

finaly an update sia.haha

i shld probably update this soon,but lazylah.haha.thats it,let it be known to all that i make a lousy blogger.haha.no punctuations,no big letters,no sense in any of my posts,n no updates.oh man.the stars are all pointing to me stoppin bloggin,but ah well,wat the hell,i'll jus update once in awhile for fun.haha.im bored this morning.its raining.bak in the army,i loved the rain,it meant no training.which meant we wld sleep in our rooms all day n not get screwed ard for it.i still love the rain nowlah.its so nice to jus sleep in on a rainy morning,to scream bak at a screaming mother tryin to get u up that its raining n theres nothing to do out anyway,to wake up to a nice cup of milo and a big plate of leftover pizza(ok shut up abt this,i like my pizza).so i went to the barbers today after waking up to a rainy day.as expected n planned(man im a master planner),it was not crowded.heh.so i had a choice,to go get my haircut by this young punk,or get it cut by this old uncle.i went with my gut instinct n went to the old man.naturally,my gut instinct was wrong as usual.it turns out the old uncle was lonely for some attention.he started talkin to me,n forgot all abt the haircut....zzzz..i was fine with itlah.i mean,its good to talk while ur doin tings,it helps make the time pass by faster,but i believe,there shld be pauses in between to let all that info sink in.haha.but nooooo....he went on n on n on.n me bein the me that we all noe n love,had to nod n smile n giv the ocassional fake laugh when he laughed.when ur dealin with a man hu has a razor so close to ur neck,n hu will decide whether ur haircut will make u lk like a dork or not,u shld do that.heh.so yes,he went on n on abt his life,his children,the singapore system,his old sch teacher,his dog(wth),how life was in the past.i cld hav jus sat there n gone thru my entire oelvel history paper with the info he was givin me.wat was supposed to be a 20min chopchop haircut,became n hour of polite noddin n smilin n fake laughs.that was a pretty stressful haircut.hmm....remind me to choose the young punk with the ponytail next time.ha.alrite then.thats it for todays update.i will try to update as often as possible,but no promises.the next update mite be tmr,it mite be next mth,hell,i mite forget abt my blog.haha.but,if theres time,ill do it.haha.till the next time,cheers mates!
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