hullo again.rofl

ok now.i tink my world revolves around money.lol.cos i'm forever tinkin abt how to make morelah.haha.but then again,i want to make more now,so i can jus lay back and enjoy in the future.get wat i mean?i want to be able to hav the financial freedom to travel ard the world n not worry by the time i'm 35.i want to be able to buy a car or a house,without worryin that i'll hav no money left.i wanna be able to go out with my frens,and not worry that i dont hav enuf for burger king,o some expensive restaurant.i want financial security.rofl.which is y i bought stocks.haha.i noe i noe wat ur sayin.buyin stocks is jus like gambling.well its true,but it seems more legal n formal.rofl.haha.plus,its kinda exciting to get to noe more abt stocks,rather then gettin to noe abt the team or horse ur bettin on.the stakes are more fair as well.dun ask me y,but its jus fairer.haha.with stocks,u can buy n sell at anytime.with gambling,once u place ur bets,ur in.thats it.u can control how much u lose in stocks,but u cant do the same for gambling.hmmm....anyway,ive made 4k in stocks so far,so i guess its ok.haha.n i jus started on my bdae somemore.so much cash in so lil time?thats my type of life.rofl.

pick up artist...hmm...

I realised something as i was flipping thru my email earlier on.ive got enough information on girls to actually become a relationship guru.rofl.i mean.i dont noe y i'm gettin them,but ive been gettin newsletters from some of the best pick up artists in the world,tellin me how to pick up girls n all that.haha.apparently,theres a method which u need to follow thru.its a fixed method,so whenever u tok to a girl n it strays from the method,guide her bak to it.lol.nikhil,if ur readin this man,i hope u dont go and go to one of those seminars man.haha.its good yea,but seriously,if u want to build up ur own game,u gotta build up that confidence first.start with greeting a total stranger on the street every single day.work on it.move on to greeting random women.ur confidence will build up,n u'll c the difference when ur ard women.next,come up with a game plan.i'll teach u more abt it when we mt up.or if u want,i'll jus email u smtin.i'm not sayin i'm damn good with women or anything(hell,ive been stuck in an army with all guys for 2 yrs man),but ive had my fair share i guess.lol.oh well,if there gonna be any detractors to this article,u mite as well shut up abt it,cos u noe i'm not gonna give a shit.rofl.on a happier note,i jus checked my poll!!!lol.apparently,alot of ppl dun mind me marryin their sisters.lol.either that,or they jus accidentally click the vote button....hmm....oh well..haha.cheers guys!till next time..

an update finally.haha

man.works been a killer.din expect to be so stressed out from sellin cable tv with starhub.haha.u mt all sorts of characters boy.from guys with girls names,to girls with guys names.i was speakin to judas n jesus the other day on the phone.rofl.then there r those hus names u cant pronounce,like those foreign viet or thai ppl with names which go like .pret hwi hym hyaw or smting.n u'll jus stare at the screen and wonder if u wanna call them anot.hahathen the funny names u laugh at come in.someone was called adrain.so when i called,i naturaly jus separated a from the drain,n asked for a drain.rofl.then there r the guys hu sound like girls n girls hu sound like guys.lemme giv u a typical scenario...
me:hello,can i speak to mr tan pls
feminine voice:yes thats me
me:oh hullo miss tan.sry i tot u were a man.ahaha
feminine voice:i am a man
me:oook
then ill talk to him without sayin mr or mrs till the end of the convy,where i'll go
me:ok nice talkin to you miss...........ter tan.
man.so much trouble at work.haha.i'm lucky that there are at least some pretty girls over at work.lol.but even that suked,cos they stucked to their huge clique of pretty girls.if i were to join them,ill be like...duhduhduhduh...so yea.i made new frens at work to make the days pass by faster tho.haha.at least i can hang ard with ppl.haha.theyre bloody jokers the new frens i made.haha.if they make a sale,they'll suggest we go for supper cos its a good day.if we dont get a sale,they'll say we go for supper to cheer ourselves up.rofl.man,that jus means we'll go for supper anyway.haha.slow sales man.despite the world cup cmin ard the corner,ppl still dont want to register with us.i understand if u dont want maxonline.(man it suks.n its expensive.u made the rite choice.).but cable?!?!hu doesnt want cable man!?!?my grandma watches cable!?!?n she's like wat?80 yrs old?asses with no lifes.rofl.oh well.thats it for today i guess.haha.i'll cya guys ard.cheers!

the unfairness of it all.hurhur

Man,i realised smtin as i was goin thru my frenster jus now.ppl will only look thru ur page,if u look cool,or do cool things.if u dont do cools things,then u need to hav boobs,long flowy hair,legs which go on forever,a sharp nose,double eyelids,dimples...yadayadayada.seriously man,how shallow can society get?i mean,its ok to look at the nice lkin ones,but cmon man,dun miss out the average ones as well aight?i'm writing this,not becos i hav very few ppl visitin my site,hell,i do hav quite a few of them(thing is,most of them r guys..hmmm.....need to change my image there.rofl),but i was jus wonderin,everyone deserves a fair chance n shot at stuff.i had a fren talkin to me abt this girl we both knew in nj.she's not exactly a looker,but i was still frenly with her anyway.my fren was goin...man,do u noe that blahblah is attached now?n i said..rely?good for her man.she deserves it...then my fren went like..dude,ru serious?hav u seen her at all man?...this was the point in the convy,where i decided to not listen.haha.he went on n on abt how bad she is,n i kinda felt bad for her.i mean,i cant say i'm an angel or anything,but i rely dun like ppl sayin bad things abt others.rofl.its jus evil.heh.but then again,no ones perfect.i mus admit,ive been evil myself too,but ive hated myself after doin it.haha.i dun go ard beating myself or anything,i jus feel bad abt it.haha.so yea,i guess we all hav to change our shallow perception of things.dun jus go for the best or the prettiest or the coolest or watever,instead,try goin for the ok,or the can do,or the alrite.i noe u guys will counter with,but u'll never get anywhere with that.haha.lemme ask u then,when ur old n wrinkly,n rottin in bed,will ur wife whom u married many yrs ago still be as beautiful?hell,if she was beautiful,will she still be with u?beauty is only skin deep man.its the heart that matters most.rofl.
ps:i'll say all of this n then go after another pretty face.rofl.kiddin man.cheers!

in kpin with the promise.heh

yeayea.i promised that ill keep updatin this,so i will.heh.man, i'm startin to get closer to my twin.rofl.its weird how things happen that way.heh.she's actually turning out to be a great fren.haha.now besides that,ive been kinda busy with work these days man.shit.dun even hav time for my turns or the drums.i'll need to force time i guess,or they'll jus sit there and take on dust.sheesh.a fren of mine will be spinnin at mos in a few days time.apparently he got the gig cos he posted his win on his multiply,and the mos creative director jus happened to scroll thru his site.rofl.how lucky is that boy.haha.oh,n he's gettin a gig at the balcony soon too.man,he's gettin gigs right and left.i need to work harder now.rofl.good thing is,ive got a trump card.haha.my turntablist mentor told me that once i tink i'm ready,he'll put me to spin at zouk'z localised.lol.eat my shorts nai.haha.but yea,congrats on gettin the mos n balcony gigs bro.u deserve them.u've been workin bloody hard for it anyway.i heard ur lushmix rocks the socks.i ggotta listen to it someday man.haha.aight then.thats it i guess.i'm off to work in abit...shit....oh well,cant complain,at least i'm gettin a salary out of this.haha.oh well,hav a great day ahead guys.i noe its raining and all,but still...heh.cheers!

Rofl i was jus too tempted to put this up.haha.so there u hav it frens!my death.hurhur.i din hav a camera,so i had to tell shawn to help me take the ting.is longer then this,but the rest is on another piece of paper.hurhur.man.thats too freaky.cheers!

Your Birthdate: February 20

You are a virtual roller coaster of emotions, and most people enjoy the ride. Your mood tends to set the tone of the room, and when you're happy, this is a good thing. When you get in a dark mood, watch out - it's very hard to get you out of it. It's sometimes hard for you to cheer up, and your gloom can be contagious. Your strength: Your warm heart Your weakness: Trouble controlling your emotions Your power color: Black Your power symbol: Musical note Your power month: February

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Now why am i not surprised?rofl.its not bad for a computer quiz.haha.pretty DEAD on.hurhur.forgive the pun man.haha

Your Seduction Style: Prized Object

The seduction game you play is tried, true, and still effective: hard to get. You know that the best seducers turn the tables - and get their crush to seduce them. The one running has the power, and you're a challenge that is worth the chase. You are a master of enticing and pulling back. Giving a little and taking some away. You are controlled enough to know rewards come after a long seduction dance. Even though you want to call, email, or say "I love you" first - you don't! You're style is the perfect mix of hot and cold - so much so that you have many suitors. Think Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffany's ... or any of those creepy guys from the Bachelor. You're skilled at inspiring a chase. The real test is picking the person to slow down for.

What Kind of Seducer Are You?

Lol,I din tink i was that good.rofl.but its a good wat to seduce ppl tho.haha

I literaly died today...rofl

Ahaha.as serious a topic this is,i cant help but see the funny side of it.rofl.i died today,twice actually,at 1023hrs.lol.for a period of 6 secs n 7secs respecively.haha.they were piss worried abt me tho.lol.i was supposed to take some tests,and apparently,i jus died on one of em.rofl,and din wake up till later.cant rely remember much.i mean i din c the light at the end of the tunnel or c lil devils flyin ard with boilin pots.yea...if ican remember rite,it was jus pitch black.haha.before u sae i jus passed out,there's medical prove i died.rofl.my ecg graph was flat for that period.ahaha/thats kinda funny man.shlda taken a video or smthing.when i woke up,there were three doctors n like a million nurses ard me.haha.and they were all over me.haha."rif ru alrite?wats ur name?wats ur date of birth?wats ur ic number?can u breathe?"rofl.i was like....uhuhuhuh?lol.man,i rely couldnt remember anything boy.it was kinda freaky when they told me wat had happened.hurhur.oh well,we all hav to die once in our lives.glad thats over n done with.i'll be immkortal now.:P.oh well,ive got a mtin with some cardio guy on monday,hope he'll tell me wat happened.haha.oh yea,by the way,my hospital frens now call me the 6 second man.ahaha.wat a name to be stuck with.aight man,cheers guys!

And so here i am again.in the hospital.stuck with shaun n a few other hospital frens.rofl.the life as a labrat is not simple.haha.we get starved half the time,n they poke us with tings.scary long weird pokey things.rofl.but,at least u make new frens.haha.i swear i shldnt hav signed up for the starhub job.i hav to start work immediately after discharge.rofl.wth.thats like work after suffering.lol.man,thats suffering after sufferin.man thats hell.oh well,for the sake of my trip in july.haha.n the skydiving i have planned.rofl.skydyin i mean.haiz.i cant wait to start salcking around again.i want to,but ive to force myself to work,or ill be broke by the time i enter uni.oh well.if ur broke ur broke eh?i planned that i was supposed to have 13k after my ns,rofl.i'm like 7k away from that now.haha.i suk at estimating.now i estimate i'll get 3k by july from this job.ill most porbably end up with jus 800buks.ahaha.man..thats it for todays rambling guys.i'll talk to u guys soon!cheers!

oh man.i came across this pict when i was lkin thru some junk.lol.look at that!!!!a hot woman became so bloody fat!!!omg!!its true afterall,snacks can and will kill you.man,that jus means ive got to cut down on so much.but i cant!!!oh no!!wats gonna happen!!??oh yea,lol,take a look at it too nic.haha.i had to put this up cos i remembered ur doritos picture.rofl.that can be ur before picture,wats the after gonna be like?lol.cheers man!

I hav to admit,i'm quite the html idiot.rofl.so i tried to make my blog all fine and dandy earlier on,u noe,so it'll look better n wun be so messy and all.and guess wat?my whole blog jus disappeared.oh man,i was panicking for a full hour and a half abt that.lol.goin ard,askin my frens wat the heck jus happened,not gettin any replies from them,panicking even more,wondering y the hell i even thought abt changin my skin,panickin smmore.so yea.it was kind of an eventful morning.haha.luckily for me,i managed to recover my lovely blog(horny dog and all) after that hour and a half of worryin.lol.i was so pissed off with the comp,that i started kickin it,and it kinda spoiled,as u can see in the picts.rofl.so i switched comps,and carried on.ahaha.so its true,someday,technology will kill us all due to stress.Or we'll jus destroy technology in the process like wat i did.oh well.either way......cheers guys!haha

ps:if u believe that i kicked it in,ur an idiot.seriously man,get a brain.rofl

List of things to do before i die.haha

I told a fren about this list.i noe its been posted somewhere before,so for those who have seen it please bear with me.haha.so i told her abt it,so i guess i need to show it to her.lol.so here it is,my list of things to do before i die.haha
1)party till i die(doesnt make sense i noe.haha)
2)spin at zouk or some other major club in the world
3)backpack through every continent in the world
4)visit nepal and climb a mountain
5)learn how to drive(yea i noe it sounds unimportant,but it has to be done.haha)
6)get myself a ferarri after.haha
7)scubadive around the world with my frens
8)get my skydiving liscence
9)bungee jump
10)learn spanish
11)date a model(haha)
12)get my parents a big house to live in(theyve done so much yea)
13)become famous(haha)
14)keep rockclimbing till i'm old
15)learn how to surf properly instead of jus standin on the board like an idiot
16)become a better person
17)apologise to everyone ive wronged in the past
18)get married(lol)
19)surprise my frens by visiting them when i'm 30
20)invent something to make sure i dont die(haha)
21)learn muaythai
22)get a boat
23)sail around the world with my wife
24)qualify for hawaiian ironman(rofl)
25)make more friends before i die

So there it is man.some of them are achievable,others are not.haha.but i will certainly try my darndest well to achieve them boy.some are easy to come true,others will take work.haha.but one tings for sure,i aint giving up till at least half of this list is finished.ive got alot of time.till my death.unless i choke on a fishbone tmr,then i'm sry man,tuf luk.haha.but i was tryin this test out the other day,and it said i'll die at the wonderfully old age of 89.haha.its ok with me.lol.but man,y couldnt i touch 90?rofl.i'll cya ard guys!cheers!

So here i am again.faithfully posting another wonderful post.lol.its the 2nd day,so i'm not hopin for much.haha.i'll jus talk about my ns life i guess.i'm glad i went through what i went through in the unit i did it in.haha.without the commandos,i would never hav thought about running for health,or taking part in any marathons biathlons,duathlons or wat hav you.i would never hav been able to jump out of a plane,or jump down from a water tower.i would never hav been able to march durin the national day.sure ive had some frens tell me...wake up man,u shld hav gone to infantry.at least there you'll be an officer.but then again,life is not jus about gettin a higher rank or gettin more money,its about doin the thing that u want,and doin it with frens u enjoy having around.lol.ive never shown my serious side to anyone at all.a friend was commenting about this to me the other nite.which is why i'm always stuck with the role of the class clown or mediator or jus irritator.haha.from pri sch,to sec sch,to jc,then to ns.i didnt want to affect ppl by puttin another problem onto their shoulder.lol.it was difficult in ns trust me.haha.u had shitloads of problems,and keepin them inside was rely a torture.haha.but oh well,it made me a stronger person anyway.i'm glad i was in the commandos and passed out as one.i would never change any part of my ns life for watever amount of money(unless its an insanely huge amt of money,then you can call me alrite?rofl)haha.the frens i made in that tight knit unit i will never forget,and the things i learnt and did will forever be etched in my mind.haha.for honour and glory baby.rofl

I was talkin to a friend the other nite.haha.we were talkin abt smiles and how they can affect ppl.lol.she was tellin me that she loved to smile at ppl when they looked gloomy,cos then,she would hav placed some cheer into their hearts.haha.now before u go about saying she's a psycho,think about it.wat she said is true.haha.try smilin at a random classmate in sch(if they dun smile bak,beat them up)chances are,they'll smile bak,no matter how gloomy they look.haha.so its a fact,a smiles contagious.so is laughter actually,but you'll look like an idiot laughing for no reason,so i advice against it.haha.so make the world a better place guys,and exercise those face muscles.it doesnt bloody hurt anyone anyway.rofl.

ps:this jus goes to show jus how bloody bored i am.rofl.this one's for u nic.hurhur.

I CAN SEE THE LIGHT(and its pretty tiny)
I noe i'm not supposed to write 2 blogs in one day(or am i)rofl,but i couldnt help myself.haha.so i was in bed lastnite,n i was lkin up at the light,when i realised how small tings can be when put into perspective.i mean,here we are,humans i mean,tinking we're all high n mighty n great and all,when we have not even travelled the vast expanse of the universe.hell we havent even gone pass our own home world oceans.its weird,cos ur hearing tings abt gene therapy n cloning and all that,but u dont hear alot abt explorations and discoveries of new places.sure u get the occasional small article in the newspaper proclaimin smthing like"hey we found a new planet.woopdeedoo",but u realise the world concentrates alot more on other wierd tings.like how to produce another u(wow that would be fun).i was wondering if life rely did exist in the known universe,n i realised that we might never even noe that fact.hell,we'll jus be content on producin multiple copies of ourselves instead.rofl.If wat i'm saying doesnt make sense,then good.haha.cos i dont understand wat i'm writing either.I jus needed somthing to write abt cos i'm seriously bored rite now.crap.they transferred a guy out of my room today.man,there goes my only source of entertainment.haha.cheers guys!

This is rely kinda sad...rofl

Haha.to tell u the truth,this wouldnt be my first entry.heh.i kinda forgot my log in name for my last blog and had to start a new one.rofl.yea i noe it sounds dumb,so shut up.well i'm still stuck here,bored and with nthin to do.i feel so much like a labrat with so many things sticking out of me.haha.damn nurses jus hav to draw so much blood.hmm...wonder y?oh well.i swore to myself that i would never start a blog n join in the mindless flow of bloggers we hav ard the world.then again,i swear against alot of things,but i still do them.lol.so yea.i got sucked into the blog trap,and now i mus brainstorm sumthing new n exciting for u guys or anyone else who bothers reading this to be entertained with.haha.that shldnt be a problem.i'm quite an entertaining guy.lol.worst comes to worst,i'll jus write abt life as a labrat.rofl.hope u guys enjoy reading this aight?if u dont,then its still alrite with me,cos i dont write this to make u guys happy.haha.cheers then!hopefully ive got the discipline to keep this goin.oh yea,n to remember my log in name too.heh.ttfn
Rif
ps:thats me up there if ur wondering.i dun put up random pictures unless i hav to.rofl.i'll say this,n put up random photos the next time ur bak.haha